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I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this?

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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt." Do you sleep on your stomach? If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

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