All of a sudden Val jumped up and wrapped her legs around my waist, causing me to lose my balance and fall backwards onto her bed. “Val…” “Oh come on Matt,” she said as she leaned down to kiss my neck. I had wanted to sleep with her since the first day I saw her at school. Val pressed her soft warm lips against my neck, gently pushing her tongue past them, licking my skin. I was at full attention now, my manhood forming a tent in my dark green cargos, rubbing against the thin red material of her shorts. Larisa was with us.” She gave me a weird ‘I’m deep in thought’ look. Seriously Gary, anger management this winter break. I decided to peruse the nearby gift shop and bought a guitar magazine and a Snickers bar because really… I saw the plane pull up to the connecting tunnel, and a few minutes later, people exited the aircraft. She looked around for me, carrying her backpack on her shoulder. We made it about two hundred feet before I almost collapsed like Jesus carrying the cross… “…Just gotta rest the hands.” I wiggled my fingers around like the bassist from Tantric, trying to loosen them up… God there are so many inside jokes in this story that only one person would get. She was the only person that had suitcases without wheels. I’m going to try to get settled at home as fast as I can so it’s not chaos when I bring her back from the airport.” Larisa and I had decided she would spend the summer in New Jersey with me in my parents’ house. And then there were the deadly spiders, snakes, and mountain lions. I think when God created Arizona he forgot to make grass. That’s worth it.” “I still can’t believe you’re dating her. All those years of batching to her…” It took Lee a while to catch on to my vocabulary, my vernacular, my loquacious diction, but he did. Now, I’m batching to my girlfriend.” My cell phone rang, interrupting our conversation. I’m sure they talked and tussled each other to pass the time. She held them in her hands as I watched for her bags among the others that appeared on the belt… But I also have dreams that you stop hogging the covers.” “That’s not even a dream-dream. So…” “Pssh…” She pushed my arm in retaliation as she began to smile. “So, how was your flight,” I asked as we waited for her luggage to appear at baggage claim. It sucks when you’re not flying with a friend.” I assumed she was referring to the flight she took here with her friend Michelle over a year ago. ” I asked as I held her from behind, my arms wrapped around her waist. They showed 10 Things I Hate About You.” “Hahahahaha. I rested my chin on her shoulders and tightened my arms around her waist to comfort her from the pain of the in-flight movie. ” my mom asked me as she drove under the speed limit in the far right lane. “That was sweet of you, and so logical,” she laughed as she squeezed my hand and nudged her shoulder against mine. Maybe a B .” “Well that’s good.” She hesitated for a moment, looking down at her hands, twiddling her fingers. I had to BS one of the essays, but I think I got at least a B. So as usual, I have to sit there being pissed off and wait for her to arrive… Luckily, the computer I had been trying to dissemble was the last thing that needed to get packed up. Things between Val and I weren’t awkward anymore after Larisa told me she knew about the late night sexual antics that went on when the three of us shared a bed. She leaned back and looked at me seductively, her legs stretched out, one bent at the knee. As I had left the last room on my farewell tour, my cell phone rang. I answered and found it was my mother, letting me know she was downstairs. In the words of the referee from MTV’s Celebrity Death Match, Judge Mills Lane, “LET’S GET IT ON! The two of us shared a soft and romantic kiss in the airport terminal, just like a TV show, for about a minute. Matty,” she said as she stroked the side of my face with her hand. I don’t think that’s going to make me feel better.” Well, I tried. ” Larisa asked in a, ‘it’s a common occurrence’ way. I bet you don’t stud.” I mean, hey, Val was digging me in a big, big way and Larisa let her play with me… “There are my bags,” she said, nodding at the matching triplets that were coming out of the small dark room. “I’ll take one of them,” said Larisa, reaching for one. I’m the man here,” I grunted as I heaved them up off the ground. …Bye.” “Didn’t leave yet did she,” he asked as he made an ever bigger mess. My head would fucking explode if for once, she stayed on schedule.” I make my schedule according to a certain agreed upon time and she never follows it. Her red booty shorts came down just below her ass, allowing me to gaze at her thighs. Okay.” We both sat there on her bed in silence for a minute or so as my dick shrunk to normal size. I’ll see you soon.” “You bet,” I responded as I gave her a long final look before turning to leave her room. I made my way down the hall saying goodbye to the rest of my fellow floor-mates. So, feel free to change it up a little,” I said sarcastically, trying to get her out of the slow lane. She leaned back and looked into my eyes with her amazing, comforting, big brown ones. I wish I could bottle this amazing feeling for a crappy day. That night in bed.” “I was referring to the other time, but whatever. It was awful nice of you to let her get some from me.” “Haha. Nothing shows the love between two people like sharing a cousin, or like two cousins sharing a guy. I’d tip in the form of a handjob if one showed up right about now.